Recently, I was working a flight and another flight attendant ran to first class to “breathe.” I had finished my first class service and was sitting on the jumpseat as he bombarded me. He said it’s “fartsville” in the back and it keeps on coming…I almost fell off the jump seat laughing because I’ve been there. I gave him my best shocked, stressed out emoji face and said “omg, that’s so gross.”
He went on to describe in great detail the wafts of smells that ranged from food to farts. His description was so good, I had to stop him because it went from funny to suffering for me. lol. I’m sure the people sitting in first class can let it go at their seat too but it’s rare. Probably just a numbers game, less people up front so less likely?
One of many reasons I’d rather work the flight over being a passenger. You can leave main cabin to find the clean air if you need to. I’m sure we’ve all been there, innocently sitting in your seat on a full airplane when you get broadsided by a neighbor letting it rip. I always assume the best in people and hope that it accidentally slipped out.
Best advice I have for finding clean air on the airplane is to secure your first class seat! Otherwise, best of luck and hope that you get some clean, nice smelling neighbors.
Happy flying

Squeezing in a river run before summer officially begins for all four of us. #campmommy is on my horizon and I’m ready for it!
Rocking Jameson Square when Monday threw down some heat.
Don’t miss the drool coming out Pepper’s mouth and Blaize’s chocolate coated mouth, post Kai’s birthday cupcake. Haha! Happy girls!
Pepper biking in the Pearl in her Elsa glory!
So much love! Blaize going in for the gentle cheek kiss while Pepper grabs my face and kisses me hard 🙂
Kai reading to Blaize and Pepper. My heart is so happy. I love my littles!
Blaize, Kai and Pepper sorting the cookies at the library for a “cookie sale.
Mama and Kai enjoying those library bean bags. So comfy! haha
Pepper “hiding” the cookies under the table at the library while we went to the bathroom. Luckily, the librarian witnessed this with me and had a great sense of humor. We both giggled as she said in her LOUD 4 year old voice, “Blaize, I’m hiding the cookies under the table!”
The token Summer Reading Program poster.
The whole gang before we suited up
The Great Wolf Bear Snuggle
Mimi rocking 60 with the Great Wolf Lodge Bear!
Twin Love!